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ah hell nah its lasko damien and huxley

ah hell nah it’s Gavin

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Yes I think Porter can breakdance. Yes he can hold a handstand for more than Vincent. No he cannot ride a mechanical bull but he WILL deny that. Yes he’s wearing socks and shoes. And under NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER is he doing a good cartwheel.

Thank you and goodnight

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted hc #redacted audio #redacted porter #porter solaire

David runs the pack like they’re a bunch of rabid theatre kids. Mans tells those mf there’s ten minutes until they need to go and you best believe they’re yelling “thank you ten!” right back at him

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted hc #redacted audio #redacted shaw pack #redacted shifters #redacted david #david shaw #pack bonding? no #that’s improv games

Man I’m tired. Here’s what redacted mfs I think can breakdance.

Guy: Yes. No questions asked. None answered, either. Bc he won’t tell anyone why he can, but he can.

Vega: Yes but he stares at you.

Hush: No but he stares at you.

Asher: Emotionally, yes. Physically, no.

Milo: Only breakdances to smooth jazz?

David: …what if I said yes

Vincent: Doesn’t know what breakdancing is. He thinks he does, but he doesn’t. If you ask him to breakdance, he’ll do a deathdrop. And it will be sick, but it won’t be fuckin breakdancing.

Sam: Says that he is “too old to breakdance” but yes. He can.

Gavin: Almost unnervingly well.

Huxley: Yk what, yes. Yes he can!!!

Damien: Why the fuck would he know how to breakdance?? How would he eve-(yes)

Lasko: Please don’t ask him to, you’ll ruin his whole week.

Hush, to me, is the inverse of Vega in the sense that I personally believe Vega can do anything especially when it seems like he wouldn’t be capable of it…but Hush? Hush wouldn’t know what a toaster is.

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted hc #redacted audio #redacted damn #redacted sam #redacted vampires #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted milo #redacted vincent #redacted gavin #redacted lasko #redacted guy #redacted vega #redacted hush #redacted huxley #redacted damien

Weirdly specific redacted things I think about so now you have to

- The only two characters who we have witnessed being actively afraid of storms both know/have met Lasko

- The three characters who have fallen down mountains all know/have met David

- Caelum is just a lil guy (isn’t that fantastic??)

- Darlin has been within the vicinity of the world’s largest egg (Washington—But even more so, I just assume they’re from Tacoma)

- No but seriously why the fuck does William not like hot tubs?

- Do you think Adam furnished his little bitch bunker? And if so, how? Why?

- Did Caelum’s plan to get David and Angel together only work in that instant because Angel had so much audacity and no fucks to give?

- who made the androids fuckable in the first place. Why.

- Marie is the exact kind of mother to have a suspicious collection of cheesy, vaguely disturbing romance books

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted lasko #redacted david #redacted caelum #redacted android #redacted marie #marie greer #redacted william #I like to believe that they all fell down the same mountain #it’s just wildly unsafe for hiking

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Asher, Elliott, Vincent, Huxley, Gavin: “That’s what she said”

Milo, Sweetheart, Babe, Ollie: “I hardly know her!”

Freelancer, Geordi, Fred: “Deez nuts”

Darlin, Bright, Lovely: “Ur mom”

Angel, Guy: All of the above

David, Sam, Honey, Damien: “Please shut up”

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I adore the headcanon of Guy and Angel somehow being related, since they’re both absolute chaotic forces.

also featuring a lil bonus live partner reaction sketch ! David and Honey love their partners but the prospect of two menaces running around is a bit much for them lol

#Did not think about the possibility of David with long hair #oh lord #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted guy #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted honey #david shaw #redactedverse

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Avior can’t spoon feed us his disgustingly romantic imagery about swimming in pools of gold with the star-crossed love of his life and NOT expect me to draw it🤍

That audio had me on my knees so quick in just about every conceivable context

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted art #redacted fanart #redacted avior #hot boi summer

An empowered DNR but it’s DNT (do not turn)

#I feel like it would genuinely be useful though #like an organ donor card but just don’t turn me into a vampire #redacted vampires #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted hc #redacted audio

In my head Asher is left handed but in my heart Asher has to do the L thing with his hands to figure out which one is left

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted hc #redacted audio #redacted asher #asher talbot #he is stupid and I love him for it

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Which instrument I think redacted mfs would play (as a former band kid)

Lasko: I can smell the flute on this boy god damn (his water elemental? Harp. Bc we just met them but in my mind they’re heavenly and a bit of a nerd)

Gavin: To save myself from saying clarinet, he plays ✨Nothing✨

Hux: Tenor sax? Idk man I feel it in my bones

Damien: A lot of string instruments but mostly Electric bass. Fretless. Slap. (I have FEELINGS about this‼️)

Freelancer: French horn but idk why

Asher: Percussion but in a good way(?)

Milo: An alto sax player if I ever saw one (he would be so enthusiastic about jazz)

David: Piano or nothing at all. Good for him!!!

Sam: Acoustic guitar ass bitch

Darlin: Either electric guitar or percussion (they like hitting things)

Vincent: Violin-playing-SLUT!

Avior: Cello, because……look at him

Guy: The most trombone player ever

Elliott: Second most trombone player ever (and occasional triangle enthusiast)

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sam is a taylor swift can fan but he only listens to speak now, fearless, and taylor swift

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He would enjoy evermore but Darlin is the REAL evermore stan

Angel enjoys Midnights, Gavin likes Lover(particularly for false god), Freelancer/Lasko both like Folklore, I’m thinking Babe is a Red enthusiast, Asher likes 1988, and Vincent likes Reputation

Pls I got so excited when I saw this post I accidentally slammed my hand in a door really hard ow

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omg! vincent and lovely listen to Rep and Midnights while driving.

asher sometimes doesn't understand how can Babe love Red so much since their relationship is the best lol

Gavin and Freelancer dance to Lover

Angel listens New Year's Day with David after the Solstice

Lasko LOVES folklore.

also Milo and Sweetheart listen 1989(mostly Style) while getting ready.

AND PEACE REMINDS ME SAM AND DARLIN SO MUCJ

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Gavin is so false god

DARLIN IS SO THIS IS ME TRYING ITS DEVASTATING

I love how all the redacted bois are such drastically different characters with distinct personalities but if you sat them all down to watch lord of the rings at least half of them would point out that the actor who played Aragorn broke his toe in that one scene

#so called ‘free thinkers’#They would be perfectly in sync #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted hc #redacted audio

Redacted demons fit into society bc people think they’re autistic thank you and goodnight

#redacted asmr #redacted hc #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted demons #Vega excessive eye contact🤝caelum lack of eye contact

Please never take me seriously but at some point Asher tried to convince Milo that Australians aren’t real and he proceeded to be terrified of the Wiggles

#redacted asmr #redacted hc #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted asher #redacted milo #milo greer #asher talbot

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Jude Duarte is so Darlin-coded

“If I cannot be better than them, I will become so much worse.” ?!??!!

“There are so many broken things that I don’t know how to fix. But I know how to fight.” ?!?!!

“If you hurt me, i wouldn’t cry. I would hurt you back.” !???!

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CARDAN BEING SO VINCENT-CODED

“By you, I am forever undone.” !!!!!

“Kiss me again, kiss me until I am sick of it.” !!!!!

“I knew little else, but I always knew you.” !!!!!

#redacted asmr #redacted hc #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted darlin #redacted Vincent #vincent solaire

Similar to the cartwheel hc list, here’s how long I think Redacted mfs can do a handstand(?)

Vincent: 0 seconds. bro is not nimble.

Asher: -3 seconds and he broke his left femur in the process

Milo: Will NOT try

David: Can’t do a cartwheel, but he would be a god at handstands. Man is stronk. Long enough that I’d stop counting and just admire him

Darlin: 0.1 second longer than David out of pure spite

Sam: 2 minutes. Bro is nimble. (But also old)

Lasko: A single breath could knock this poor man over

Damien: …I’m unsure

Huxley: like 30 seconds but he’s built like a tree so ehhh

Gavin: 5 minutes and then he gets bored

Vega: please help he hasn’t come down since

#redacted hc #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted vincent #redacted david #redacted sam #redacted lasko #redacted gavin #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted vega #redacted milo #redacted darlin #redacted asher

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