"Oh, youre a vampire? Are you like 200 years old with a castle?"

I almost forgot to post this hnghhh

To those unfamiliar with these two— Armand is the progeny of Monarch Baz’s lover, Desdemona (both owned by @angelicaether). Noah’s maker, Levi, was the former Prince. After he died, Noah was crowned in his place. We have more lore about them and their entire house soon to come~

This photo sums up their entire relationship <33

Bonus—

Like I know any pupil reflects the light in the dark (both animal and human) but I mean genuinely glow

Darlin' is probably so used to Sam's that it doesn't phase them, but if they're caught off guard they may jump.

Vincent and Lovely keep managing to spook each other (they're dumbasses but they're in love, your honor)

But what if Treasure didn't know about that for the longest.

Imagine Treasure getting up in the middle of the night once and then the corner just to see Porter's eyes glowing and scared the literal hell out of themself.

Porter spent the next few minutes trying to console them and calm them down from the spook.

BUT

You don't ever say that I haven't always made sexy black vampires

you want New Orleans baddies? Here ya go!

You want african class? Here you are!

You want it? I got it and I will keep having it!

You wanna religious imagery vampire? Here you go

You want a green vampire inspired by hindi naga mythology? Here you are!

it’s the worst as a newborn, vincent’s old pillows had a fair amount of bite marks and he chewed through like a cups worth of ice per day. but even when you get older it’s still just there sometimes.