#redacted porter

Milo: inner thighs

David: shoulder

Vincent: neck

Asher: all over the face, practically suffocates you

Sam: temple

Porter: hands, right on the knuckles

Guy: the type of fucker who does raspberries on your stomach

Geordi: nose

Aaron: jawline

Ollie: cheek

Lincoln: inner wrist

Huxley: top of head

Damien: back

Lasko: lips

Gavin: lower stomach

I mean just the fact that he went to VINCENT of all people for advice proves that! And his whole apology was sweet and serious. You can tell in his words he’s wants to be completely and utterly genuine with them.

Then him being all shy in his HBS when asking them if they wanted to continue spending time together. You can LITERALLY hear the relief in his voice when they say they’d like that.

He also ends up talking about his past! MIND YOU, he doesn’t just talk about his turning but his parents and sister! LIKE HELLO!? Like he definitely could have cut certain parts out if he wanted to but didn’t.

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS MOST RECENT AUDIO! He was so cute! The noise he made when he hugged Treasure, UGHHH! He’s so smitten with them!

And a bonus where Erik says Treasure is the only person Porter has ever let touch one of his blades. (out of context that sounds like I’m being sexual….)

Porter I need you to lock in…. QUICKLY! Out of everyone, Treasure is the most vulnerable because they don’t know many empowered people, and I’m sure Porter isn’t with them 24/7.

"Oh, youre a vampire? Are you like 200 years old with a castle?"

Forgive me. This is gender neutral language but I am aware of the eater is normally only used for vaginal oral sex, this post is for either sexual organs as everyone deserves to be munched. Also please be aware none of this is cannon with the BA’s

David: Absolutely. Legs over his shoulders, thighs as ear muffs for hours. Kind of thing if you brat around too much, that is where you end up.

Asher: no. Only because, he is getting ate like a three course meal, with his head down in a pillow and his ass in the air

Milo: THE EATER. You look up the word in the dictionary and it is a picture of Milo Greer. There is in fact yogurt and jello in the fridge and he is eating it without a spoon. Bleached mustache.

Sam: Uses it much more as a foreplay than the main event, if that makes sense. Don’t get me wrong, happy as a clam but he plays a long game and it’s always a start.

Darlin’: yea. Sam’s thighs shake like he ran a marathon

Vincent: yes but lovely in my brain has bad bottom dysmorphia so a lot of their sex does not involve heavy action down there on their part. Vincent’s happy to, just a preference

Porter: not all the time but yeah. I feel like it’s his thing once he knows someone better, he likes it but without the bond there, it actually isn’t fun for him. HOWEVER; treasure uses his face like a chair now. That is their spot

Gavin:….yeah obviously…? Like not to be unoriginal but again yeah. Has a spreader bar to make it easier so FL can’t close their legs at all, also totally edges them using it. Tongue piercing

Lasko: sometimes, but again, this man is in the trenches. I could definitely see him wanting to try it and being really good at it, but his arch is like no other

Damien/Huxley:….we all know. Again, we get to see a lot of the DAMN crews sexual personality from their regular videos so absolutely Huxley is happily holding Dames down. I also see Damien feeling strange around people touching his penis (THIS IS NOT CANNON. THIS IS MY THOUGHTS) so it works out

You think that Treasure’s hand grazed over one while the two of them were cuddling in bed so Porter pulled it out of whatever secret little holster he was carrying it in and showed it off? Maybe he even showed them the proper way to hold it for defence or something? Because that would be really fucking cute.