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ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”

To be fair this actually sounds like a situation that would occur between me and Nicole

going back in tumblr to see what they have flagged and finding gems like these

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death

vicious mockery

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

me when i eat soup lol

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

some really good fuckin’ soup

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

Ya boi Rogers’ neighborhood

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

gemmy sent me to this ans my flu has only gotten woaerse and im laughing my fuckin ass off trying to comprehend this

COME ON SUCKER LICK MY BATTERY

@shrimpssss

@shrimpssss but what if disney lutece