horny blogging is so funny because regardless of what the post is, however beautifully or bluntly worded it is, whatever the specific subject matter, really all we're doing here is saying "im horny!" and then people reblog it to say "me too!" and the simple solidarity in that is very cute to me.

logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

The weird stink bracelets stink cause they’re weird

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis