You should have made me a partner

I fear the PWHL has charmed me with their paper towel ads and conga lines.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

this year for halloween im going to be difficult

vampirism is a spectrum and the spectrum goes from bisexual to gay

official vampire post

I miss this show. I would join a necromancy cult to revive it.

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

all this about “we’re so back” and “it’s so over” but what if it’s so back and we’re so over? like what happened to my friends richie and eddie

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex

shoobies