i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

Millennials who think they’re entirely detached from JKRs bigotry because they’e marauders fanfic writers or whatever the fuck are the most annoying people on the planet not only that but you guys talk about fanfiction of a bad children’s series like you’re the joker.

Harry potters dad being a bit bicurious or whatever is not some kind of dark side of fanfiction get a grip.

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

music was made to be listened to at night in a moving vehicle

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

where do people get energy from

yearning hard or hardly yearning

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

The rest of the US is in a horror movie meanwhile NYC is getting sunshine and rainbows and free puppies

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done