Market Chipping

for anyone on the fence about watching in the grey (2026) -- listen to me. hear my words. the central pitch is: what if there was an extremely intelligent and gorgeous international law attorney (???) played by eiza gonzalez who employed a team of 6 men (headed by jake gyllenhaal and henry cavill but that's sort of beside the point) whose job is simply to physically extract her from dangerous situations. she walks into negotiations with warlords, evil billionaires, etc while her men run around being extremely competent and preparing multiple evacuation routes so that under no circumstances will eiza gonzalez ever be without assistance. and the 2 main guys are giving married couple of the old school losers/a-team/man from uncle variety, where they quip at each other in a way that is vaguely homophobic and vaguely romantic in between running around doing extremely competent action movie shit. the 6-man team refers to eiza gonzalez as either "ma'am" or "mom" and use both to her face. they treat her like sworn knights treat a queen or like guard dogs treat the hand that feeds them. this dynamic is like crack fucking cocaine and i need everyone to get in here NOW

all you had to say was 'directed by Guy Richie'. I am there I am so there I am already mentally writing the crossover with The Gentlemen as I type this.

People get made fun of for being scared of aging but it comes from the very real fear of being discarded by society that’s why i always say the goal is not to never become old or disabled the future comes for us all the goal is better social policy

The only difference between a chud religion and a woke religion is whether or not said religion has the weight of the government or other powerful institutions behind it. No matter how beautiful and egalitarian and morally aspirational the original texts of a religion are, there is absolutely nothing stopping institutional actors from twisting those words to defend the powerful and demonize the powerless. Bitches in the U.S. will be like "Buddhism is such a peaceful religion, you never hear about Buddhist extremists" yeah of course YOU haven't heard of Buddhist extremists you couldn't find Myanmar on a map if your life depended on ir

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today