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clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10–15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10–15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

it's a little ironic that "sadists/CNC doms/etc. should never actively want to do that they should be doing it in service of their sub and finding their sub's limits" is outright wayyyyy more rapey than anything a Scary Dom has ever said to me in the context of a scene. mfw i think people should be having sex they don't want to have but progressive

guy who's so straight he wraps around and becomes gay. he realizes that his target audience thinks gay guys are hotter and resolves to get out there and suck dick. and he's out there getting railed, but he's only in it to get pussy. he's studying the blade, he's on grindr for a wife. does he belong at pride? discuss

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth

You could make a vent post about having no friends and it’ll blow up and people will start reblogging it just to say things in the tags like “#this would be me except I’m beloved in the community and every year all my awesome friends who would die for me come together and throw me a big surprise party because they adore me so deeply”

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

they got married btw

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think it's a coincidence either that the loss of the first few steps of that process - explain that it doesn't work, then explain why they do it anyway - correlates with an increase in conspiratorial thinking on the left. You only need to look for secret explanations when what they say doesn't match with what they're doing; when they're just saying "we're doing this because it makes you mad," there's no deeper analysis required.