Brandon Saad :)

I was so crazy back then (1 hour ago)

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

did you seriously just let it linger

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

deadbeat group chat member

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

I can only eat prescription hoagies