i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

everyone always gets mad when people call male characters in het ships they like lesbians. while i think this is usually problematic, it’s okay when i do it to jimmy mcgill a) because i think he’s the femme and b) it’s what rhea seehorn would want

Gaga was kinda real as fuck for singing lesbian transgender life