hope for the best, expect the worst

about to take example from all the tsanders and markiepoo fans and start shipping egirl jenna make up with claire make over jenna

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

i will go and talk to a jock villager and he’ll be like “when i was on my FORTY-SEVENTH RUN AROUND THE ENTIRE ISLAND of the morning, an EPIPHANY struck me” and then he’ll give me a bamboo coat rack

i hate when its night time we’re supposed to go to bed…. like did u not realize that 1am-5am are the funnest times to be awake? why is it weird to sleep during the daytime nd do things at night? vampire rights!

Nice

do kids these days make up songs about killing the wiggles and doc mcstuffins or did barney the dinosaur just unlock some latent primal rage in my generation

Listen I had a childhood pre-Barney and we didn’t sing about killing our childhood characters then as far as I am aware so I am inclined to suspect that goddamn purple dinosaur just struck some kind of collective nerve.

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

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Spiderverse Miles Morales is high int low wis bc he was able to get 0/100 on a true/false quiz which means he knew all the answers correctly but didn't think through the fact that getting a 0 would be suspicious

“who’s Morales?”

they should have let Scar be part of the big villain team up in the kingdom hearts series though, like they’re all at the meeting and Jafar wants to know why a regular lion is there and Maleficent’s like “oh, he’s a fascist”

Honestly I though this was talking about Scarlet Johansson