Meenage Tutant Needle Teedles

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

these are supposed to be my amazing digital thirties

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

keep em comin

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

just stepped on an ant landmine it blew off a single cell from my foot

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”