Karameki

Welcome to my blog! This is a safe space for me, but you can visit as long as you behave respectfully!

I'm not very good at social interactions, so if I don't comment on ur posts or don't reply often, it doesn't mean that I don't like u! It just means that I propably didn't know what to say, went to think about it and then forgot Tumblr even exists for 2 and a half months (this happens more often than I would like to admit).

I love old stuff! Old gramophones, old telephones, old TV shows, black and white media, Old Hollywood, Old movies and Old fashion, but that in no way means that I support their values! if something, it means that I wish we could get to experience the things from back then all without the horrible stuff from that time!

I don't/won't support or tolerate any racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, or any other phobia of any kind (maybe except for arachnophobia). As the saying goes:

Vintage style, not vintage values!

Can u tell that I'm a writer :D lol. Anyway, I write on Ao3, but I don't do comissions. If there is something you would like to see in my fics, you can dm me, but I cannot guarantee that it will happen (either because I don't want to, or just cus my ADHD is a btch).

I like a lot of things, and go through hyperfixations quite frequently. My last three hyperfixations were, in that order:

Marvel (Steve/Bucky mainly)

Inglorious Basterds/2009), written and directed by Quentin Tarantino (can u tell that I like killing Nazis lol)

The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966), dir. Sergio Leone (this hyperfixation is still ongoing, we'll see for how long).

Apart from taht all, I like Lana's music, Marilyn Monroe (I will forever be protective over her, and anybody who slanders her will be kicked out), Doris Day and Claudia Cardinalle, Girlblogging, Cowboys, Wild West (the romanticized version), Vintage music, Vintage aesthetics and the concept of Bi-ble.

Also, a warning:

This blog will (and does) contain discussions/appearance of sexual themes, violence, blood, murder and the like, so approach cautiosly! Not that I would like to make anybody upset, but that's just what happens when you leave cowboys for 5 minutes alone with each other (they'll blow up something. Don't ask why, they just will.)

It's the abortion I got at 14

That's because I had to raise my mother

Yeah, it's the stress of suicidal tendencies

Yep, stabbing yourself in the stomach does do that! [said in a cheeky, up-beat voice]

That's cause I am old

You look older.

I haven't eaten any boys in a while

Yeah, it's the lack of sex

I get that from my mother

Would you rather I lok younger? Do you prefer younger kids? Why do you prefer younger kids?

Why, do you prefer younger kids?

Well, I've had six children so far, so... Yeah, that tends to age you

That's because my teacher raped me

You don't look better yourself

That's cause I'm wise.

Yeah, I should eat more children

I tried to look younger, but do you know how hard it is, to find a sixteen-year-old virgin recently? Ugh.

I'm cursed to be Shrek at night

I'm 3 000 years old.

You know that is an insult, right? Why are you insulting other people? Do you do that because you don't want to be insecure alone?

My cousin died at four years of age, so I'm actually grateful for that

Yeah, I wanted to get plastic surgery to fix it, but they say you can't pay with your liver. Not yet.

It's from the heroin use.

It's from the babysitting (this one isn't even a lie btw)

That's because I have to be around people like you every day.

I want to eat my skin

They didn't manage to mummyfiy me at 15.

Why are you upset about that? Like them younger Jeffrey, huh?

Fuck off!

A man killed my husband and my future step-children. That adds years to your face (and yes, this one is taken from OUATITW)

That's because I'm miserable. (slow, creepy smile). Would you like me to make you miserable too?

What are you, plastic surgeon or something? Work that short huh.

My husband didn't want to marry a child, so we waited.

That's because, my boyfriend is not a pedophile

Would you rather I be euthanazied?

If I was older, I wouldn't menstruate.

I spoke with God and he told me you're a bitch

That doesn't make you look younger

Good. I don't want to attract pedophiles.

Good. I'm tired of attracting pedophiles

Why do you care? Are you a pedophile?

Blonco smut! Come get your Blonco smut while it’s still waaarm!

But fr tho, Tuco stabs Blondie in this one. I think that you’ll like it, you little freaks (no hate btw, I am just a little freak as well. If something, I am the biggest freak because I actually wrote the thing) 😏

But yeah, come and read it (if you want to), lmk if you enjoyed it (if you want to) and if you leave a nice comment or give me kudos, it will motivate me to write more (so if you want more effed up little ficks like this, you know what to do).