#tuco ramirez

wife thought she could divorce the joker TWICE

They arrived.

Thank you so much @birthdaysandwich for these awesome stickers! They crossed the ocean for me ;)

And sometimes they never get up.

Tuco is a tattoo artist and he also does piercings. He wears all leather and rides to work on his motorcycle. He seems tough but whenever someone is nervous about having their ears pierced he holds their hand.

Blondie is his adorable boyfriend who just stays inside all day, wearing Tuco's shirts and looking all pretty. He watches (on Tuco's ipad) videos of explosions and demolitions (he doesn't have his own yt account).

Before leaving, Tuco hands Blondie the ipad with a forehead kiss and tells him to "be good."

Blondie doesn't have any job (nothing interested him enough to study it) but he wins shooting competitions regularly and that makes him good money.

Headcanons:

• Blondie only watches videos of explosions or funny/silly cat videos. Tuco's account ends up flooded with them.

• Tuco has several tattoos, some of them with mythological creatures (Leviathan, Lilith, archangel). Blondie thinks they are super hot and always kisses them during foreplay.

• Blondie smokes. Tuco doesn't buy his own cigars, but he occasionally steals Blondie's.

• Tuco's brother is still a priest in this AU, and he is disapproving of Tuco's lifestyle. But that's alright. No, really, it's /fine/.

• Tuco has dated several girls before figuring out that he's gay. Blondie, on the other hand, always knew he was gay and always felt out of place because of that.

• There may or may not have been conversion therapy involved in Blondie's past life. He doesn't talk about it though (the few bits and pieces Tuco has he got when Blondie was drunk).

Anyway, on the bus I was reading through the long line of Tumblr fics for Blonco that I have saved on my phone and...

Currently I'm going crazy because I SWEAR I've read a really good one some time ago, didn't save it (foolishly thinking I'll come back to that later) and now I can't find it anymore 😢

It was about Tuco getting lost in the desert and how he managed to survive because of things his uncle Tío had once taught him. He found a cactus and managed to cut off his ropes with its thorns.

It also subtly hinted at his possible dyslexia by the words, and I remember those vividly because they slapped;, Words ran, and Pablo ran, and Blondie had left me out there to die."

I swear it existed, can you please help me find, please please 🥺🥺🥺

your payment will be my unlimited love and debotion and also, some fanfics for Blonco that I wrote time ago and didn't publish.

Please please please help me find this fic! Thank you 💝

@seadem-on @nikxtty @bloncos @needsomesnakeoil @khazadspoon

Hi gbu fandom........

Idk I thought it would be kinda fun to return on tumblr so here I am ig with some Blondie (and my beloved blonco!!!) sketches