thank god for brown eyed women

i’m having a stupid girl summer. i am making so many mistakes and no one can stop me

Maybe it's just my soup-loving instincts, but food in a bowl is so much better than food on a plate. Why eat a salad on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Why eat pasta on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Mashed potatoes and gravy! Pie and ice cream! Curry! Soups and stews! Beans! Bowls are Round and Good and shaped for your hands! Hold bowl close and feel warmth!! Heck yeah!!

girls with brown eyes… thank you

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

i read that book you recommended! (homoerotic)

gaslight gatekeep girlboss? nah. godspeed godbless godforbid

when i like your personal post im psychically headbutting you like a cat

look i would LOVE to fall asleep but sadly my brain is still waiting for Tonight’s Fantasy Scenario so i can spend 60-90 minutes daydreaming quietly in the dark while waiting for the gaping abyss of sleep to swallow me whole, i have a ROUTINE

Mutuals i am sitting next to you putting the sticker from the fruit im eating on your hand as a subtle act of intimacy because i love and cherish you