It's (Nearly) October my dudes

ohhhh so it's fine when humans invent sunglasses to make the sun dimmer. but when I, Astrophage,

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡

It's a good song

Nothing but bangers

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

Know your enemy

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;-;

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook

phineas and ferb heritage post