my love is the ocean

sorry if i ever act weird i was raised by an insane woman who hates me

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

These kink posts just keep getting more and more esoteric

Man shit is fucking annoying when the best option for my shows, movies, ANYTHING are just the sketchiest companies out there. Too bad Internet Safety Class didn't cover this.

I know this is the fandom website but I think I am kind of over upwards of 60% of the discussions of misogyny on here being centred around fictional characters. We know women exist in real life also right

I do tend to agree with these posts and i think that how people respond to fiction is definitely influenced by real biases but i also think the focus on fictional women is starting to give people in fandom spaces kind of an “out” where you just have to make a list of woman characters you enjoy and reblog a few posts about toxic yuri and you’ve Done Feminism.

Beginning to feel like a less blatant version of when people complain about how women are treated in the furry fandom and dudes come out of the woodwork to be like “but women are great, i love jerking off to Judy Hopps 🥺”

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

i bet the kentucky derby jockeys can do as many drugs as they want because everyone is so fixated on testing the horses

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people