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Chalk is not vegan because it is made of dead animals. Coal is vegan because it is made of dead plants

wild wild web

bird is the thing with feathers

how is the headless horseman still alive

it’s not about the message batman... it’s about the statement

waiter theres a paraben in my shampoo

looking for an unhealthy way to be vegan

give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. give a man fish seeds and he’ll eat for the rest of his life

The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting god with a banana peel. Knee slapper

vegetable eaters: if meat is so bad, why are you made of flesh?

once you look at the fossil record its obvious that humans evolved from skeletons

Ineligible for the draft because I have fleas