Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now itβs likeβ¦a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability
This post is getting notes again so I see weβre all handling the cost of living crisis well π

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Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now itβs likeβ¦a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability
This post is getting notes again so I see weβre all handling the cost of living crisis well π

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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
how i wish i could say "you're welcome" for this one
All my haters retroactively cease to exist when I sit in the time machine of success
Not sure why I made this post. I don't have any haters.
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except youβre not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and youβre just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I donβt get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably donβt have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
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Me getting up in the morning likeΒ
Hittinβ the keyboard like
Friends cominβ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

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Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work
Me watching this:
Iβm not letting this rot in the tags
ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever
How wouldcI even know what I like, if for a long time, I do not even know the feeling of liking someone?
If for a that moment, I just lost myself and thought that some things have changed and I can gain something useful.
But these thoughts are just my fleeting feelings.
Reading and watching these fantasy things are good. They make me feel that those dedication and commitment are really possible.
I just want some one to take care of me without me worrying about anything. Even if that someone is only myself.
Xie Zheng, a damsel in the tower, who occasionally climbs down his tower to murder his wife's enemies.
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

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Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.
don't worry mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. so, in 6-8 business weeks, I'm going to be doing big numbers! such as, 1. while you will continue to have a 0 note post. Because this website is managed by idiots.
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Canβt wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

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Yeah man, Iβm so excited to go home. Got big plans tonight. Found a huge container of old pens and I get to test them all out and see which ones still work. Bunch of different colors too, some are sparkly and everything. It is going to be awesome.
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(yes i know the top post is an angry one but i found this lineup hilarious)
I made this, please feel free to use
I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it
today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.
it actually helped me a lot
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