Queen Nobara

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

The line ‘ARE YOU HALF ASSING THE GAY LIFETSYLE’ speaks to me on a personal level

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

i think we should do the gamestop stocks meme that caused a $2 billion bailout more often. i think we should cause a stock market crash as a funny meme

does anybody want to trick some investing firms into buying tumblr stock

$TMLR lets fucking go

Like I know the reddit thing started similarly but this is a fools errand cuz absolutely nobody on this site would bother to buy stocks

THAT’S NOT TUMBLR. TUMBLR DOESN’T HAVE PUBLIC STOCK. IT’S A PRIVATELY OWNED COMPANY. YOU’RE INVESTING IN TIMBER PHARMACEUTICALS

The dumbasses of this site I swear.

Yes hello I would like to plan a press conference at Four Seasons

Happy Aro Awareness Week from a fellow demiromantic!