The Little Doll on your Shelf!

imgonna throw up laughing theres a cat outside my apartment complex and i was trying to get a picture of my hand on him for size comparison and my phone decided im the whitest person ever like literally #FFFFF 0% saturation 100% lightness i put it in my art program and color dropped itthis is so funny why . Why did this happen

we do need to be talking more about how cute it is when a girl imprints on characters in media really easily. i love your new pfp. wow she's really just like you, huh? oops sorry i didn't mean to call you by her name haha.

looking at porn with friends and sharing porn with friends is very nice

you dont get it. I want to be objectified. By a woman, specifically. Men can go die tho.

(attempting to flirt with the girl who pinned me on my back, head hanging off the bed for easy access to my throat) damn are you the sword of damocles because ur hung and threatening imminent demise.,..,.,.

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

the turrets from portal still kinda give me gender envy, i love that theyre basically just chuuni little girls who want a hug and get upset when they cant do their job . and ughh dont get me started on their ‘awawawas’ when they fall over … theyre so sweet .. i love you turrets from portal

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”