Homemade iced coffee now

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

ai fatigue

I cant even go and see some street food trucks without their damn menus having AI images on it. you have a camera. take photos of your goddamn food. I would rather see a photo of the most weirdly lit burger than the fake monstrosity you're showing me.

the jimmy summer palette has dropped

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

i wonder what they're gossiping about

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.