ghoul time

i really gotta draw kain in his bo1 (disgusting dirt-covered rat) era sometime

raziel wasnt lacking for opportunities to go "wow kain has done some real shit and i'm completely reevaluating how i feel about him as a person" but i do think it would have been FUNNY. for him to run into bo1 era kain and complete the feeling of disillusionment and top it off with an awful miasma of sympathy and disgust.

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

he's PERFECT

every time i'm like "i have to draw old man yaoi or i'll die" i was just drawing old man yaoi MINUTES ago

i need to draw old men kissing and/or psychologically torturing each other

a crucial aspect of the vorador/kain situationship is that vorador's house is lapsing into an advanced state of decay around them and they're both too depressed to suggest doing anything about it

slow-burn fic about them where the length is entirely a function of the fact that every time they sit down to talk/sift through their feelings a part of the roof collapses directly overhead

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

every time i'm like "i have to draw old man yaoi or i'll die" i was just drawing old man yaoi MINUTES ago

i need to draw old men kissing and/or psychologically torturing each other

a crucial aspect of the vorador/kain situationship is that vorador's house is lapsing into an advanced state of decay around them and they're both too depressed to suggest doing anything about it

every time i'm like "i have to draw old man yaoi or i'll die" i was just drawing old man yaoi MINUTES ago

i need to draw old men kissing and/or psychologically torturing each other

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand