thoughts like well-worn stones

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

Crawls into the gap between who you are now and who you want to be and makes a weird nest there out of your discarded selves.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income