im not too worried but it does look worrying

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

Artificial Intelligence (AI) was a fringe application of linear algebra used to create videos of domestic animals at doorsteps. [1] [2]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

he belongs in a woodchipper

i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

Refer to England as “a mysterious and warlike nation off the coast of western Asia”