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Maybe YOU canāt. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite
I am also incredibly sexy
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āYou canāt consume problematic media!ā
Maybe YOU canāt. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite
I am also incredibly sexy

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i was drafting a post that said āa single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heartā and the reason i didnāt post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.
accomodations are important but i think they miss the point of this post. sometimes you can't do it. at all. someone needs to do it for you or it will never happen.
"and then you force yourself anyway" folks im starting to think some of you really do not understand what it means to not be able to do things.
where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"
Every time I consider making a sandwich I think of this fucking tweet.
The stupid thing is that it puts me in the mindset of being an NPC looking forward to a balanced, delicious, good-looking sandwich, instead of some vegemite half-heartedly smeared between a couple of bits of bread. So now I'm like "well if my goal is Sandwich, it should be a good sandwich". I mean it's gotta look good in the thought bubble right? Some guy wandering around in a computer game would be imagining a picture of a ham and cheese toastie AT MINIMUM, probably with tomato and some greens in there. Possibly he'd imagine a full on sub sandwich.
I have started putting actual effort into making tastier, prettier sandwiches. Because of this fucking tweet.
#tricked into eating healthy by autism wanting the meme to be happy
Okay listen,

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from
Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?
No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people
everybody go home the best tag on this post just dropped
My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I donāt have the heart to tell her itās probably a kink for the others involved
No, I canāt emphasize enough that sheās totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks itās funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go āoh haha thatās so funnyā and pretend like everythingās normal.
maybe
how old is she
Sheās in college, she isnāt like, a child
she looking for another dog?
Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?
No sheās straight (but says sheād go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls
Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need
I have a name
This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...
I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dogā¦
this will be 100k notes. I feel it.
Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying āposts that have 100k to me,ā weāre capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing
Donāt sell yourself short just yet
Everything is fine. Iām going to live forever
Just over a year, just under 100k
@maryland-officially do it harder, better, faster, stronger
i cant stop saying "grisp it"
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āYou understand what Iām saying? We knew we couldnāt make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities,ā - John Ehrlichman, (Richard Nixon domestic policy chief, 1968)
it wasn't about drugs.
adding that it's also a way to deny financial aid for college. One misdemeanor is enough to cut college FAFSA/scholarships/grants funding in many places. In addition to everything else.

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the building blocks of this is off the backs of the violence against anti-pipeline protest.
This isn't the first time the state has used terrorism charges for things that do not fit. Even more ludicrous is the 23 terrorism charges put on forest protectors trying to stop cop city in Georgia last year. Apparently sitting in a forest is an act of terrorism now.
The excessively punitive, overreaching charges should be dropped and must not set a precedent.
Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is
So I got called into jury dutyā¦
And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, āyour honor, I canāt be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.ā And she said, āopera huh, well, sing something for us.ā
And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.
And the judge excused me.
@districtswiftie13
YO I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FEDERAL COURT SO YALL CAN DOUBT ME.
I know a lot of opera singers, and singing a full-on aria in a court room with only a hint of provocation is EXACTLY what they would do.
I know a lot of judges, and demanding an impromptu opera solo on a whim is also something they would do.
(And also one of the main reasons you can be excused from jury duty is economic hardshipābasically, it would cause you unreasonable financial damage. If youāre a professional singer, a two week gap in your rehearsal schedule could do that for sure.)
As a muso, I absolutely believe this. Iāve got my accordion out of my carry-on and played a tune when airport security couldnāt recognise its weird mass of levers. Singers and musicians are just Like That.
Accurate.
My friend got stopped at the Canadian border coming back into the US. Border patrol took one look at his tattoed, ear-gagued, mutton chop wearing, hipster self, and said āI donāt believe youāre an opera singer. Sing something for me.ā His wife immediately put down her knitting and plugged her ears, because Mattās a contrabasso, and he does NOT sing quietly. Every other booth along the border stop had a head poking out of it within twenty seconds. And they let them pass without further contest.
The unwillingness of some people to believe that literally anything remotely interesting happens in other peopleās lives is truly astounding.
Can we all please just take a moment to appreciate that OPās url is literally @melodramaticsoprano and yet she still was doubted?Ā Ā
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink āwow dis isnāt even a bit!! im just wike dis UwUā
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.

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if my extended family says anything cringe to me over thanksgiving dinner then i'm going to explain neopronouns to my eight year old cousin
if the election gets spoken of in anything more than a passing comment then i'm also going to show her neopronoun lists and just let her scroll through them until she finds some she wants
forks down everyone fae has something fae'd like to share with the table
people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when Iām sniffing a candle labelled āVANILLAā how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt
Once I read a fic where they were like āhe tasted likeā and Iām expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + āsomething uniquely [character name]ā) but instead they said āhe tasted like mouthā and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life
click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like
*if ur on moble screenshot it