Come Back With A Warrant

I am also incredibly sexy

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

accomodations are important but i think they miss the point of this post. sometimes you can't do it. at all. someone needs to do it for you or it will never happen.

"and then you force yourself anyway" folks im starting to think some of you really do not understand what it means to not be able to do things.

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

she looking for another dog?

NO

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

I have a name

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

adding that it's also a way to deny financial aid for college. One misdemeanor is enough to cut college FAFSA/scholarships/grants funding in many places. In addition to everything else.

the building blocks of this is off the backs of the violence against anti-pipeline protest.

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

@districtswiftie13

I know a lot of opera singers, and singing a full-on aria in a court room with only a hint of provocation is EXACTLY what they would do.

As a muso, I absolutely believe this. I’ve got my accordion out of my carry-on and played a tune when airport security couldn’t recognise its weird mass of levers. Singers and musicians are just Like That.

Accurate.

My friend got stopped at the Canadian border coming back into the US. Border patrol took one look at his tattoed, ear-gagued, mutton chop wearing, hipster self, and said “I don’t believe you’re an opera singer. Sing something for me.” His wife immediately put down her knitting and plugged her ears, because Matt’s a contrabasso, and he does NOT sing quietly. Every other booth along the border stop had a head poking out of it within twenty seconds. And they let them pass without further contest.

The unwillingness of some people to believe that literally anything remotely interesting happens in other people’s lives is truly astounding.

Can we all please just take a moment to appreciate that OP’s url is literally @melodramaticsoprano and yet she still was doubted?  

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

if my extended family says anything cringe to me over thanksgiving dinner then i'm going to explain neopronouns to my eight year old cousin

if the election gets spoken of in anything more than a passing comment then i'm also going to show her neopronoun lists and just let her scroll through them until she finds some she wants

forks down everyone fae has something fae'd like to share with the table

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

*if ur on moble screenshot it