Winry/Lucy/Beth

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

I will say as a great enjoyer of the Cis Hetero Romance Novel that if anywhere on the cover the author is described as writing good dirty talk you are inevitably going to run into a sex scene where the dude starts spouting off some shit like "I'm going to put my hard dong in your cute little pussy and freak it sensitive style"

to be clear many romances struggle with bad sex dialogue but there is a direct correlation between an author being specifically praised for it and the likelihood that what she's actually writing is "I can't wait to eat your tight hole like a bag of airplane pretzels"

just remembered some of my students follow this blog

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

the writer's beautiful and cleverly utilized fetish

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

ilya and svetlana's friendship is so good they're childhood friends, they're lovers, ilya is her gay best friend who is also a straight bro, svetlana is his only voice of reason, they fuck, they do girls night, they pick hookups for each other, sometimes they can't stand each other, they would kill for each other

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

I am ready to support the beautiful nation of Mexico and its lovely people in their great battle with the uncivilized hordes of England. The world stands with you🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽