not a kafka blog

i’m having a Tuesday and it’s Yours

when i say death to america, that includes the eu.

i really appreciate everyone reblogging this with other countries but this is specifically about the way europe is trying to frame itself (and has succeeded in the minds of many usamerican liberals) as this sort of fluffy cute haha 'social democracy' 'continent' while drowning thousands of refugees every year and sending millions to israel.

All my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success

drifted off briefly and had a dream which mentioned the concept of 'killing someone ascyter' in which 'ascyter' was an adjective meaning 'in concord with the landscape' hmmm

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

I love Solarpunk so fucking much. It’s the most late 2010s ass genre humanly possible. A genre consisting entirely of Pinterest concept art boards and a yogurt commercial. Aggressively political with no actual political stance or statement other than “climate change is bad.” genuinely incredible levels of sucking

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative