Here For The Memes And Occasional Yappin’

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

THEY JUST HIT THE DIGITAL CIRCUS

wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"

Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out

that impulsive long walk with no clear destination will save you

Tumblr is such an awesome website. What if your diary had a pvp option

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"