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1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Remember Inigo Montoya

Polite Greeting: You will be assimilated.

Relevant personal link: Your biological and technological characteristics will be added to our own.

1. Polite Greeting:

2. Name: I’m Luke Skywalker

3. Personal Relevant Link:

4. Manage Expectations: I’m here to rescue you.

Polite Greeting: "Greetings, Exalted One."

Name + Relevant Personal Link: "I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and friend to captain Solo."

They have dust bathing spots in her own BUT they're usually monopolized right now by the mean girls, Heather and Wendy. So Bug doesn't get to use those spots as much as she would like. However, she has easy access every morning to another dust bathing spot while she free ranges. This is not it.

This is where she can take a bath and she knows it.

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff

Be real Adrian who do you think you’re fooling

Someone to be brave for.

excerpt is from chapter 29 of the novel.

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

The Bird has been reading up on the human custom called "bowing."

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff