you're in2 depression 'Cause it matches your eyes

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

Chihuahuas Georg

guys, shape of water but with bloodymary

The premise of every single bloodymary AU is Simon getting to be safe and happy with Grace and Rocky on Erid which like I get I understand I’m a big fan of it I know Why we all want the soft epitaph but like. I just think that. Maybe Grace and Rocky should go in the blood ocean. A little bit. Sometimes. Like maybe sometimes instead of Simon ending up in their universe they should go to his. Just like for a little while they should still end up safe and happy but. Y’know. What if things got worse before they got better. What if Simon actually did in fact have people in that ocean with him he could count on and trust and also be driven to want to protect. I think that’d be nifty I think it’s be fun.

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right