Ramblings of a Young Man of Questionable Sanity

your vibes m’lord………

Check them for me, court jester

(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

there are at least three houses in new orleans

Every day we gain more information

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

no MCU moment could ever hold a candle to the scene in the incredibles where Bob is at the computer terminal and in the background music the horn section is putting their entire pussy into it as he finds out with dawning horror how many of his old friends Syndrome killed

I agree but did you have to say it like that

yes

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

#venus has a low render distance

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

"Is Calling Nancy Reagan a Throat GOAT misogynist" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

sorry but can i just point out that on the list of women’s characteristics is SKIN LIGHTNESS

Every Wonka would've been a Tumblr sexyman if the other movies came out when there was a Tumblr to sexyman them. In fact, the other Wonkas might become Tumblr sexymen by extension through the magic of alternate realities and selfcest.

thanks this reply set me back at least two stages in the grieving process

what makes this even funnier to me is that it's a Skyline GT-R, a car that was only made for the Japanese market, meaning it's right hand drive. which means that if you wanted to go through a drive thru that's made for left hand drive cars, you would have to go in reverse in order to be on the side with the drive thru window