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Lost and farting in the backrooms. No almond water for you boy

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

we smoking horse bacteria

THIS IS AN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (2015) SPOILER-FREE BLOG

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

i like to pretend i'm an intellectual but in my heart the 3oh!3 taio cruz ke$ha katy perry avril lavigne lmfao nicki minaj cobra starship rihanna cascada britney spears lady gaga era of music reigns supreme. ipod touch with the cracked screen type beat

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

imagine giving head for the first time and you feel your cutie mark coming in. and it’s teeth

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.