assorted barware

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

Everyday I wish the Berserk fandom wouldve been overrun by Fujoshis instead of edge lord misogynistic "sigma" males with no media literacy at all and make the same casca joke over and over

they say you can still heard a disemboided "woah mama" during any full moon when your strugglin on the porcelain throne

You stole dog eggs

Lost and farting in the backrooms. No almond water for you boy

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

we smoking horse bacteria

THIS IS AN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (2015) SPOILER-FREE BLOG

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.