ripping fun

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

um the bible says adam and eve not adam and joe

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Enough fanfiction where a guy emotionally neglects his wife because he’s gay. We need more of guy emotionally neglects his wife and then emotionally neglects his boyfriend because he sucks

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.