I Guess I’m Never Leaving The Cottage

I refuse to give hollanov a son btw becus i cant get past the idea that it would be so funny for them to have like an aggressively meterosexual child. Acts really extremely gay and dresses really faggy and they’re like you know we support you always right and he’s like yea ofc and they’re like you don’t have to keep bringing around hetero Jessica you can bring boys home. And their son gets really quiet and he’s like. Okay. Quick question. How long have you been calling my girlfriend hetero Jessica. and things in the house are really tense for a while

I would watch Justice Smith read out the instructions on how to fold a pizza box at a minimum wage job. So I’m not mad at all about the casting but I am grieving fat Harris in my mind palace. I contain multitudes

shoutout to AO3 authors who write 100k fics for free while juggling mental illness, academic burnout, 3 jobs, and a deep-rooted need to fix fictional people.

fix??????????

Lmfao I’m with garagepaperback here. We are actively making them worse baby.

good evening, heated rivalry s1e3 (“hunter”) was a 9 month sociological study conducted by crave canada. we are now complete with our study. the episode has been replaced on all platforms with 49 uncensored minutes of shane hole. thank you for your time.

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.