brie larsbian.

When a song is so fucking good but the volume doesn't go up any louder?????? Please I need big boom. BIGGG BOOM I need the sound and vibrations to rip through my body like an orgasm

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures