Nah.

Y’all think Mitch McConnell is dead by now or what

tag passes peer review: #the heatwave was hell opening its gates to him in a loving embrace

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

i need to make a sequel to my big dana scully character of all time post that's about kristen bouchard. she's either schizophrenic or psychic and in denial. or she's schizophrenic AND psychic and in denial. her night terror is a legitimate real life demon from hell named george. she quit her job working as a criminal psychologist for the nyc court system to join the catholic church as a ghostbuster. she's a mother of four and one of the middle children is possessed. her husband is a deadbeat. her other night terror is a horny jinn with fire coming out of his head. she bashed a guy's head in with a climbing axe. she's having an emotional affair with her coworker who is a priest. her other coworker is platonically coparenting her children. she doxxed the devil by befriending his ex-wife. she's even bisexual

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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