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Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

but how much extend

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I NEARLY CHOKED

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-“quick act natural” *everyone scrambles to do completely random shit that looks anything but natural*

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ICONIC

WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE’S WEARING VIRGIL’S HOODIE

HOLY FUCK THE LAST ONE

Hey what if you punched one of the sides and they coughed up glitter instead of blood and then murmured something about having to vacuum that up later

Hey what if Patton just smells like pizza and Virgil smells like all your worst fears

Virgil smells like seawater and bleeds black glitter

That’s why Princey called them the dark sides they bleed black glitter instead of colored glitter

Deceit smells like dinner cooking but just the second before your mom says dinner is ready and then when you get to the kitchen you find out it’s not ready actually she just wanted you to set the table

Logan smells like a scholastic book fair and Roman smells like really gross candy.

…Roman…are you ok…

If you hug Virgil all your most frightening memories come back and then he slaps you. Now he smells like the sweat on your arms right before an audition and the perfume of that girl that bullied you in geometry class and you wonder why you didn’t see this coming

Should we be concerned?

Don’t take a bite out of Patton’s arm he only tastes like tears of sadness

Any more cause I’m accepting all of these.

The spiders are stored in the chest but the spiderwebs are stored in the room. Don’t tell Patton.

Roman finds out and tells Patton. Patton never hugs Virgil again.