Make my messes matter

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us