I have a mouth and I WILL scream

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

yeah okay ill reblog that

happy first day of pride everyone

If you can't love her fat tummy in public and around your friends, then you don't deserve to jack off to it alone in your room

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fun fact holes in the ground created by bison rolling in mud form important habitats for other creatures, providing shallow ponds for amphibians to lay their eggs

This is why I firmly believe that children with sticks and shovels should be a integral part of any habitat management plan where reintroducing bison and other large herbivores is not feasible

honestly, yeah, absolutely