Dedicated To Gay Fictional Assholes

Why isn’t there a female version of Grindr? An app for lesbians to meet solely to hookup?

fine i'll do it myself. make me the gaffer. i'll light the damn shows

we need more popular music w the harmonica and the organ and the accordion and the steel pan guitar and the mandolin

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

theres a dead body

i’m laughing so hard at the headline from jacob’s interview about heated rivalry season 2 that he talks about shane and ilya codependency and i know for sure he’s talking about it in a negative light but people are eating this shit up so much like “yeah codependency hollanov this is what we asked thank you” and literally no one is criticizing the codependency problem we just thinking “yea ilya and shane wanting to live in each other’s skins, beautiful”

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

look i love ilya putting shane in lingerie as much as the next guy but what we must remember is that canon ilya is fantasizing about shane in fucking old man pajamas, which in my opinion is a much better and funnier option. give me ilya buying shane an expensive pajama set and being like "put in on.... for me ;)" and shane just being so confused

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

remembering that Shane loves gay sex he loves bottoming he loves sucking dick & he loves masculine men sucking his dick & holding him down while they fuck him. This is so awesome that I get to remember this and also can watch it canonically happen any time I want on my television

ilya’s one-sided beef with shane’s weighted blanket

shanya i am supposed to be the one putting my weight on you. what do you need heavy blanket for. you are cheating on me with it. you have fabric mistress