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Ilya and Shane doing non hockey stuff with their kids

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(Shane and Ilya need some more whimsy in their lives. No more situationship angst)

The day after it's released, Ilya's unhinged laughter becomes a response meme for when people say something stupid.

Movie night with Shane & Ilya + their kids

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

More childhood Hollanov

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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... My reblog was only six years ago!

shane “what do you mean it’s not safe to wear my wedding ring while playing hockey? you expect me to take it off? well am i at least allowed to put it on a chain around my neck? that has to be allowed, you wear your cross all the time, and i really think people should understand that i will never ever give you, my husband, ilya rozanov, one single reason to question if i want the entire world to know how much i fucking love you. also if i wear it on a necklace im becoming one of those players who always does media shirtless, so everyone has to stare at proof that i bagged ilya fucking rozanov” hollander-rozanov

And Ilya would act completely oblivious to those advances and be like “Ah yes I see the problem here, you simply haven’t heard about My Beautiful Husband Shane Hollander. In this essay I will-”

Because Shane really stands up for his Certified Boring New-Yorker reading white-ass dad there and says no no. Don't get it twisted. DILF David Hollander rights. Hot David Hollander rights. And yanno what? I fully believe him. How else do we think this man pulled Yuna?? I just know Ilya is gonna be wandering around the Hollander's cottage one day and he'll catch sight of a photo of Yuna and David during their university days or something (maybe David is in his McGill hockey uniform, fresh off the ice, idk just spit-balling) and Ilya's gonna go oohhhhhh. Okie. Da. I see. I have joined family of hotties. Entire family of stone cold babes. And is including me now. Okie. Yay :)