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Why isn’t there a female version of Grindr? An app for lesbians to meet solely to hookup?

i have been thinking so much about what shane’s season 2 hair will look like bc i don’t really think i agree that they’ll just give shane the aika special that hudson always rocks. i’d love to know what’s going on their vision board rn. bc his hair being longer in the long game is just one part of the equation; the real point of it is that he has small things in his life that he’s slowly being less “perfect” about, and his hair is one of those. so what does that look like for ourshowshane!!! im so intrigued

shane hollander in the 2022 playoffs with the cens actively suffering daily from the “no sex during playoffs” rule for the first time in his life

my favorite thing about Bob Belcher is that he is like. objectively really fucking good at making burgers. he makes amazing burgers. almost every opposition he's ever faced has tried his burgers and been like "you know what? actually yeah I'm just gonna let him keep making his burgers." Fischoeder, the Moody Foody, etc etc. he's late on his bills, he's barely squeaking by, he's kind of a loser and a pretty big doofus, but he makes a damn good burger, and always for only $5.95.

if u don’t see the religious-coded undertones in shane’s devotion to Hockey then idk what to tell u

EVERYBODY HOLD THE FUCK ON. im also rereading tlg for fic purposes and fucking. game seven between montreal and ottawa goes into fucking overtime. and those dumbass sons of bitches still had the nerve to accuse shane of tripping on purpose?? DOG IF HE WAS GONNA LOSE ON PURPOSE TO HIS MAN. IM PRETTY SURE HE WOULD HAVE DONE IT BEFORE Y’ALL WENT INTO FUCKING OVERTIME. GOD fuck the montreal metros i HATE them hoes fr not only are y’all bigoted as shit you’re STUPID TOO!!!!!!!

We gotta come together

right now

…over me?