Dedicated To Gay Fictional Assholes

Why isn’t there a female version of Grindr? An app for lesbians to meet solely to hookup?

Sorry imagining Ilya being able think about Shane’s eras based on what he smelled like. The first hookup he smells like generic soap & Old Spice deodorant. Hookup era he smells like the luxury cologne Ilya knows he got for free from a brand deal. Post Rose Landry he smells like some ridiculous $500 bottle of unisex cologne that his stylist put him on. At the cottage Shane smells like nothing but sweat & sunshine & the body wash they’re both using every day. Once they’re officially together Shane smells like his boring organic shampoos & fancy citrus deodorant

[shanes his eyes] who’s gonna stick a cock in my mouth….,. [shanes his eyes some more] who’s gonna do it

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

look do whatever you want it’s your fic but also why twinkify shane when it’s so much more delicious to acknowledge him as being a big, strong man that could probably kill someone with his bare hands but also loves getting thrown around and hit hard by an equally strong man. Bro can take a hit, he’s trained to take it!

i genuinely do not give a FUCK if the ottawa centaurs winning the cup in unrivaled would be fan service i need it to happen. let my boys THRIVE