Dedicated To Gay Fictional Assholes

Why isn’t there a female version of Grindr? An app for lesbians to meet solely to hookup?

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

D’artagnan on his first day in Paris:

i think one of the reasons that heated rivalry has been so successful is because everyone involved with it is so fucking proud of what they created. like there’s zero embarrassment or shame about how sexual it is or how queer it is and it’s just such a breath of fresh air

people love to talk about shane being a cumslut while ignoring the ilya is also a cumslut moaning sooo happily around shane's dick during their first hookup and then trying to brush it off as Ohhh i dont mind no worries :) meanwhile hes about .2 seconds from getting hard again if shane doesnt start freaking out. anyway its cumslut4cumslut here let your tops be cumsluts its enrichment for them

they’re concerned with how anya might react and instead MyAnya is like “oh that’s a weird looking dog but it’s mine now” and adopts ottie as her own baby

shane hollander sitting there in his wee fleece frowning into his ice cream cup worrying in equal parts about ilya not replying to him and also black mould in his hotel room. guy of all time

what a lot of people on here don’t seem to understand is that shane is going to outfreak ilya every single time. I’m rewatching ep 1 and five (5) seconds into his very first gay experience ever shane hollander is on his knees hob slobbering. ilya puts his thumb near (near) shane’s mouth and shane is swallowing that thing. like yes ilya has more experience but shane has the vision

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now