Dedicated To Gay Fictional Assholes

Why isn’t there a female version of Grindr? An app for lesbians to meet solely to hookup?

let’s all remember that ilya professed his love to shane twice in a whispered rush and then in a hoarse tearful confession and then shane hit him with the holy shit and i love you too in his startled flat affect and then ilya’s entire face crumpled and he collapsed on top of him and shane held his head in both his big hands and kissed him on the forehead twice. let’s hold on to that ok

i have cracked the code. ilya is so convinced that he is a toxic poisonous shipwreck of a person and so he’s an asshole to people as a form of intimacy testing. what this means is that he goes sorryforpartyrocking mode and does body shots and then 30 minutes later he’s snot crying in an alley because he is #disregulated and someone is like “uh hey man are you okay” and ilya is like (scary face) “i am FINE” and obviously they can tell he’s not fine but also nobody wants to call him on it because there’s a large man acting unpredictably in an alley. and then shane’s deal is just that he is autistic and completely misses the social cue that he’s supposed to leave. so instead he’s like “ilya i don’t think it’s true that you are fine because i can see that you are snot crying in an alley. it’s really rude to lie to people ilya.” and ilya is like “oh my god for the first time in my life someone prevails through my masterful facade… he sees me….”

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Southern California will, of course, be played by Vancouver.