Dedicated To Gay Fictional Assholes

Why isn’t there a female version of Grindr? An app for lesbians to meet solely to hookup?

remembering that Shane loves gay sex he loves bottoming he loves sucking dick & he loves masculine men sucking his dick & holding him down while they fuck him. This is so awesome that I get to remember this and also can watch it canonically happen any time I want on my television

ilya’s one-sided beef with shane’s weighted blanket

shanya i am supposed to be the one putting my weight on you. what do you need heavy blanket for. you are cheating on me with it. you have fabric mistress

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

ai can never match the unhinged creativity of the human spirit

banging my head against the wall bc it’s possible we won’t get ANY of #myraiders in s2…. and i get it if we don’t but also consider: i Need to see #mycliff again he’s literally my pookie. jacob can you hear me. jacob can you please let me have the CliffCut. just. please. please i require it.

those big strong silly boys are always doing some weird shit with their bodies together. shane is attempting squats while ilya is clinging to his back. they're sprinting as fast as they can while barefoot on the grass at the cottage just to see who can run 100 metres the fastest. they're climbing trees and doing back flips off the dock. they're taking turns tackling each other and seeing who can hold their ground the longest. ilya's flexing his abs and telling shane to hit him as hard as he can in the stomach ("I'm not going to hit you as hard as I can" "oh my god you are so boring"). and well, of course the wrestling,