Dedicated To Gay Fictional Assholes

Why isn’t there a female version of Grindr? An app for lesbians to meet solely to hookup?

ilya jorking himself while eating shane’s ass. the lubey snick snick sound of ilya’s hand moving and his muffled happy moans turn shane on so much, hearing how much ilya enjoys doing this. his hole keeps fluttering, which only keeps making ilya moan more. ”fuck, such a greedy, sweet hole, hollander,” ilya says voice all hoarse. shane feels delirious

god the way he says no hollander i want to fuck you is so hot i could die

wish life was as simple as stardew valley where i grow some vegetables and then some dancing apples build me a green house

Shane having a panic attack because his parents know he’s gay and now he’s freaking out because his mother is talking about sponsors but he’s still stuck knowing he accidentally came out and he’s not ready to publicly come out and his parents have officially met Ilya but that’s not how he wanted Ilya to meet his parents and NOW ILYA SAID BOYFRIEND when did we have this discussion????? I’m his boyfriend???? I can’t wait to be his husband! you’re getting ahead of yourself Shane and now he’s thinking about his future with Ilya and having kids and being married!!! Shane is always either having a panic attack or thinking about his future with his soulmate 🥹

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol