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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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NASA
dirt enthusiast
Love Begins
$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things
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Kiana Khansmith
JBB: An Artblog!
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@justanormalseagull
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Caine takes his medicine
I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."
Since tumblr is rightfully loving this one, I feel obligated to mention that I ran into the same guy again on the last day of the convention and told him Scribe was really entertained by this, and he said that the night before he'd also really gotten one of the hotel waitresses, who informed him he could take a seat wherever and he replied "Oh, no thanks, I brought my own"
how it feels to escape the 18-24 age bracket
Jax is fine what are you talking about
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THE ADDAMS FAMILY
1991, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.
"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans
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a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.
do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.
she had babies with a what
He died :(
Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.
Raising kids alone
is stressful enough without
them being part wolf.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
MORTICIA WON TUMBLR SEXYWOMAN
NOW GOMEZ MUST WIN TUMBLR SEXYMAN SO THEY CAN BE TUMBLR SEXYCOUPLE 2026
Also, if the Tennalings can claim a vote for Tenna is a vote for his fallen opponents, then can I say:
A VOTE FOR GOMEZ IS A VOTE FOR SIMON, KERMIT, JESUS, KINGER, etc.!! 😆
@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.
Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!
My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!
Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.
If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.
MAGNIFICENT
Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty
"my stepdad's wife"
@sapphic-sargent your tags omg
You are doing God’s work
they created the technology to make a 1:1 recreation of grace's cardigan
