An Average Person

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

one day I’ll try to enter the UK and I’ll get flagged in the airport and the MI6 agent that has been watching me will take me into a small back room and make me read all the posts I’ve made calling for the destruction of the royal family and calling for Irish reunification and Welsh, Scottish, Manx and Cornish independence and also the ones where I say things like “what did English people drink before tea got there? hot piss?” and “weird that parliament just banned cousin marriage when they’ve been doing it for centuries” and “why are British men ruddy all the time? why do you look sunburned when there is no sun in your country?”

Can't believe that the people claiming to be progressive are going for the "leave it to the states/parents" option when it comes to the rights of trans children. I mean like, I can believe it, but I wish I couldn't.

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

i kinda thought the other day that comparing harry potter merch to swastikas might be a bit tacky but jk rowling has straightforwardly done holocaust denial because she publicly stated that trans people weren't targeted by nazis

holding back an amused "I love you" after someone makes a really good personal comment or joke is like making the move for your sheathed blade and stopping midway through

don't forget that there are some women out there who have vaginas. it's called bottom surgery and it's magic

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[ID: A screenshot of two consecutive posts on the Tumblr dashboard. The first is the original post, and the second is a post by @/shesnake that says, “hello august you piece of shit”. End ID]

Worst dog name, go.

Transmisoginy is so insane, why the fuck am I in a random train station in england and the bathrooms are separated as "gentlemen" and "female"

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

Every time Netflix releases a season of the live action ATLA, it reminds me to just go back and watch the original series. (Actually this applies to any live action. I remember the original exists and watch that instead)