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@just-a-shrew
Hey was anybody going to tell me that Grace's aroace colors socks are not a popular fanon invention (a la Adrian is green) and are in fact something he actually WEARS IN THE MOVIE?? Were we just gonna wait for me to notice this while making an edit???? Was that the plan??
@ya-boi-haru @allmyfiendsrfruit I know. Same.
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so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.
and i need to show you all some of these because ?????
actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy
incredible tag thank you
People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.
Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.
Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.
THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?
Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor
you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀
you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later
Lol wouldn't it be sad if the wool was losing the soul, but rather of piece of it. So by the time it dies it's lost all it's soul
More from that one post
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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
this post is like five posts per post
Project Hail Mary was such a good movie but I cannot stop thinking about how fucking funny it would have been if Ilyukhina and Yao had made it instead of Grace
The Beetles (boring name AU) arrive back on earth and Stratt opens the video diary and it's Ilyukhina and Yao going "sooooooo your pet twink didn't make it"
Imagine them taping Grace's glasses onto Rocky's exosuit and hoping she doesn't notice like a pair of exhausted parents swapping out their four year old's dead goldfish for a new one
It's almost like he's stil there with them
I'll tell you what we're not doing, Grace-Two, we're not leaving the Closet-Mummy in the tags!
GRACE-TWO JOIN AS TRANSPARENT PNG IMAGE AFTER TAGS THEN, EXCLAMATION
GIRLS THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING,, PLEASE FACTORY RESET YOUR PHONES GET NEW ONES IF YOU HAVE TO GET AN INDEPENDENT SIM card WHAT IS HAPPENING
I'M BEGGING YOU
THEY CANT DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE
that is stalking
its stalking when it happens to children also btw
"My mum won't let me" Okay I am 30 goddamn years old and I still have this thought so let's walk through it together.
What's the worst that can happen if you do it anyway? Genuinely. The literal worst. Catastrophise about it with me for a sec.
Will your mum yell at you? You're an adult. Yelling at fellow adults is Not Okay Actually. (Yelling at kids is also not okay but let's take this one step at a time.) If your mum is yelling at you, a fellow adult, she's the one being weird and out of line. You asked your friend and they said so too (me. I'm the friend.)
Will she cut off your phone plan? That would be a problem. Can you look into whether you can afford to switch to a new plan she doesn't have access to? Most phone companies will let you port your number over pretty easily.
Will she cut you off financially? Run the numbers again. Can you afford for that to happen? If the answer is no, that's okay, I believe you and I know you're making the best decision for your own well-being that you can in the moment. If there's anything you can do to make it more affordable, I do suggest doing that, though.
Will she be physically violent, inclusive of breaking stuff that belongs to you? That’s assault. That's a crime. It's not okay for her to do that and she almost certainly knows it.
Will she stop talking to you? Honestly I gotta say at this point that's not sounding like a bad outcome. It sucks. It really really sucks and I'm sorry if that's a choice you're having to make, but take it from someone who's been there and done that: when someone who is being abusive to you (stalking is abuse! Yelling at you is abuse! Threatening to cut off your funds if you don't do what they want forever is abuse! Breaking your stuff or physically hurting you is abuse!) decides of their own volition to cut you off, it hurts for a hot minute, and then you suddenly realise that you can breathe, and it feels so. Goddamn. Amazing.
Delete the tracking application. Live where you want to live. Change your name. Join or leave the religion. Get the piercing or the tattoo or the surgery. Live your life, because it's yours and not your parents'.
We'll try together, okay?
And this might feel so, SO hard, because if you're 30 years old and your mom* is still tracking you because she "won't let you" stop, you have probably spent your whole life being controlled and smothered by her and you legitimately don't know how to do anything else. It might take therapy. It might take a ton of self-reflection and hard work breaking out of old patterns. It might take carefully curating a support network outside of her control. But it IS possible, and I promise you will feel so much better afterwards.
*"Mom" is gender-neutral and relationship-neutral here.
Parents can also love you dearly and care greatly for your welfare and have the best intentions at heart, and still be abusive. It doesnt mean theyre Bad People. Its ok if you still love them and they love you. You still need to break away and learn to stand on your own two feet. You still have to take responsibility for your own life, take it away from them and hold it yourself. You dont get time back. You have one linear life. Dont waste it letting your parents baby you. Paddle your own canoe. Get safe first, be safe, and then go go go. Youve got this.
pls support trans girls and trans women who like traditionally masculine things
no seriously please reblog this ive seen so many posts saying to support trans boys and trans men who like traditionally feminine things and those posts are good!! i love them!!
but i have never in my life seen a post saying to support masculine trans girls and trans women or trans girls and trans women who like traditionally masculine things and its really important to understand that showing support for trans women in any form is just as important as showing support for trans men so please, please reblog this.
support trans women and trans girls. support trans women and trans girls who like traditionally masculine things. trans women and trans girls who like traditionally masculine things are not any less valid than trans women and trans girls who don’t!!
Count Binface got almost A THIRD OF THE VOTE in the Clacton-on-Sea by election
Yall gotta understand, he's a NOVELTY candidate. He's supposed to represent just being there for a bit of fun
The guy who won, some moron who doesn't even LIKE Clacton, and is so stupid and cowardly he wasn't even there to see the results: got 22,239 votes
Count Binface got 9455 votes
Do you understand?
An established, longstanding politician
Is only about twice as popular
As a dude with a GARBAGE CAN for a head who does politics FOR FUN
This is an enormous result. Do not EVER let so-called "serious" candidates forget that they are losing ground to EVERYONE.
And never forget just how stupid this makes farage look
Because for a few weeks, he had to SERIOUSLY worry about losing to a BIN
This is like fighting a blind paraplegic elderly person. There is NO WAY to look good
If you win, you beat up a blind paraplegic elderly person.
If you lose, you got beat up by a blind paraplegic elderly person.
Getting into the fight in the FIRST place makes you a moron. The outcome isn't gonna change that.
And he's still going to face the scrutiny of the state investigating his £5 million campaign donation that he... oh yeah sorry they're going to investigate the £5 million GIFT that sparked off this by election in the first place
He's in trouble. He isn't out of this shit yet and in a few weeks there may just be another by election in Clacton-on-Sea.. And THAT election may not even have his name on it.
But I bet I know who WILL be there.
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curiouser and curiouser
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
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When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time
This is why I love tumblr
When the DNA mutations send you nudes
Akiangel
“Did you finally find that running is meaningless?
Pluck your feathers and cast them to the wind. Along with any whimsical notions of escape.”
trainersona and gymleadersona pieces im too scared to finish (idfk where to draw ceruledge in the second piece)
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Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️
HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️
HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
