just a cool wizard

man what the fuck? Mr Dust before McConnell? RIP Mr Dust.

here it is, folks. The best meme. Let’s pack it up.

important update

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

know better than to turn away from the stars

I’ve missed these

my buddy who's an early human was showing me his rudimentary stone tools like "these are gonna change everything". bruh 😂😂

amputee fetish phantom pain play

yep I’ll sign off on that

Why aren't pill splitters called pillotines?

the math checks out

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

imma do anything atp why not

Fuck it

screw it

Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.

yknow what if the potato works im officially starting spellwork next week

ah yes, the humble potato. We’ve crossed paths before. My thanks and well wishes, little one. Carry on.

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.