in my cups again

decided to not grift a study 😔 i'm NOT a barber mr survey ai i'm a FRAUDDDD closes tab

oh i've 100% just bricked my computer for a stupid meme joke i wanted to make

back when job centre said they'll help pay for a work outfit for interviews. you don't understand Mr Jobcenter, it HAS to be a £5k gosha outfit, it's a job at titanium trade

instagram and linkedin should just merge already. like the amun ra double diety

Monday left me broken Tuesday I was thoroughly broken wednesday my empty bones were broken thursday breaking my bones breaking my bones

i make mobile ads for all this phone slop shit and my job is to play the game as bad as humanly possible. it's an art form really.

so many surveys about womens urinary incontinence lately

boomers really be adding paragraphs fucking everywhere NO ONE ASKED

you have disdain for lolcow culture and think it an abhorrent concept yet all your trump and fuentes and clavicular memes are funneled from farmers and you don't even know it

the existence of ads really is crazy do you ever think about that. longest running scam in history i think