Art Appreciator and Eclectic Collector

fun fact there were at least two people named lancelot recorded in the 1292 paris census so I think we know what the 13th century equivalent of naming your kid sasuke was

older lady customer noticed my name tag and said shes heard of charlene before but never charlotte?? and then i relayed this to a coworker and he said im the only charlotte he knows of?? and he didnt even know charlottes web???? where am i

i told him its a childrens book from like the sixties and he said oh well i didnt grow up in the sixties. sure ig

older lady customer noticed my name tag and said shes heard of charlene before but never charlotte?? and then i relayed this to a coworker and he said im the only charlotte he knows of?? and he didnt even know charlottes web???? where am i

i told him its a childrens book from like the sixties and he said oh well i didnt grow up in the sixties. sure ig

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old