-(about the totem pole) “he had to have gotten like. a crane, right? but how??” (i told her this is one of those Suspend Your Disbelief moments)

-hannibal was talking about how he’s worried about will and she was like “ooh he’s going to say will should live with him” (she was sad he didn’t)

-“i feel bad i don’t want will to suffer for much longer” (i did not comment on that)

-we agreed abigail probably liked the twilight movies because she (abigail, not kacey) acts like she’s a fan of kstew’s acting in that series

-(about the killer) “he’s gobsmacked. he thought he was all poetic and cool like nah man. you killed your own son”

-hannibal said “we are her fathers now” and she went “aww murder dads”

-she went “oh my god he does not like her” when she saw freddie’s salad

-she said “i hope hannibal kills her” about abigail and i literally had to look away so she didn’t see my face (she also said she would be okay with jack killing her. she hates abigail So Much)

-she does like alana though (and bev. obviously) (she doesn’t like freddie. i don’t think she has strong feelings either way about bedelia yet)

-she thought will was sleep walking while fixing the engine on his bedroom floor ?

-“uhhh cat guts? like *points to one of our cats* ?”

—“is he (tobias) going to try to steal hannibal from will? are they going to be serial killing boyfriends together first? or wait. it’s murder husbands right?”

-hannibal told franklyn “although you may be attracted to psychopaths” and she went “yeah. he’s got it! he’s (franklyn) got the hots for psychopaths!”

-(at the cello murder scene) “was he first chair? write that one down that one was funny”

-when jack said will seems to be getting used to analyzing the murders she went “well yeah this is the tamest one we’ve seen so far tbh” (but then we discussed previous episodes and she agreed episode 7 was a little less freaky)

-when will say in the audience to do his whole thing she went “you know what this reminds me of? actual cannibal shia labeouf” (she made the comment again when will hallucinated hobbs clapping)

-“i thought that was going to sound a lot worse tbh” (when will played the victim)

-she said “what a baddie” about bev

-(after will and team sassy science finished talking about the cello victim in the lab) “will you’re weird for that. he’s gotta know he says some weird shit”

-“oh. okay franklyn’s onto something” when he said tobias was telling him things so he would tell hannibal

-(when hannibal visits tobias’ store) “are they gonna fuck? i feel like this is their weird way of flirting”

-when will told alana she has to stop thinking so much she said “i don’t like that coming from a man”

-“i’m kind of digging tobias and hannibal together tbh. like. just for now” (when they were having dinner together)

-said franklyn was starting to grow on her??

-(when hannibal pointed out that will drove an hour in the snow just to tell him that he kissed alana) “he feels guilty. because he feels like he cheated (on hannibal)”

-when will said “well it’s our song” she started singing taylor swift

-she asked me “why is hannibal sending will to tobias???” and i said it was because he was channeling carrie underwood’s before he cheats

-“oh good he’s got a gun. maybe he’ll manage to graze him”

-(when tobias showed up at franklyn’s therapy session and then attacked hannibal) “aw he’s gonna try to murder him? :( i thought they were gonna fuck :(“

-“is that a stag? that’s a stag. dude that’s a stag”

-when hannibal told bedelia “i can’t help feeling responsible for what happened to franklyn” she went “wait. pause it” and i did and she just went “this motherfucker”