eyes up, hands down, hit the killswitch

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

This is such an important episode for Jackie. Just like Elton as the episode's protagonist, she goes from a figure of fun to someone we genuinely feel for.

“every star in the universe we were going to see them all” + “pity no stars i hoped thered be stars” = he always envisioned dying looking at the stars like they used to. btw. By The Way. in case anyone didnt know.

god is there really genuinely no way to put the 4th corner bedsheet on other than having pro wrestler gay sex with the bed

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

not my circus not my monkeys but my home planet has taken away my only means of leaving this circus and the monkeys here found me and took me in when I was deeply unwell and babbling about my shoe. so actually I am quite fond of the circus and I have become the monkeys' scientific advisor

i’m sorry. what did you say? i didn’t hear you because my sleeve feels weird in my jacket and i’m short circuiting.

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy