eyes up, hands down, hit the killswitch

are there any other neurodivergent folks out there who love shows with live studio audiences? because i love live studio audiences. like genuinely thank you for telling me what i am supposed to find funny. it's honestly helpful because sometimes i feel like im missing jokes but when everyone else laughs, i understand what is meant to be funny and i can laugh too. live studio audiences, i love you so much. thank you live studio audiences.

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum